scarletmorning: (Hayden&Fado)
Raphi, you're still the bestest person ever 8D

Also, Viggy finally has a name tag on ff.net 8D Happiness~

Back to crack pairings, though.

Vigarde/Natasha (because he's pimping again), Seth/Tethys and Syrene/Innes are top favourites. Fado/Tana in said "little girl has a crush on her best friend´s father" way will be kept for fluff purposes for later 8D

Ephraim/&Joshua, Tana/Vanessa, Knoll/Tethys (because she wants to loosen him up 8D) and Riev/L'Arachel will be kept in the back of my head for possible future usage. XD Because roflmao.

Edit:

I might be in heaven 8D There is Fado/Hayden 8D Only thing that bothers me is that Hayden looks very feminine. I smell uke/seme dynamic with short, tiny uke and big, strong seme.

Edit2:

Must. Share. Valter/Caellach. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=20463418

Edit3:

Raphipuff, how come that you didn't have these two Knoll shinies?

Edit4:

OMG RAPHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, LOOK AT THE SHINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Edit5:

*o* LOOK HOW SQUISHY INNES ISSSSSSSSSSS.

Edit6:

I found Derpface!Vigarde. My life is complete now. Also, Valter on that pic, roflmao. And Lyon, what's up with your lashes XD

Edit7:

Look at that beautiful BAMF 8o Izzy~

Edit8:

Raphi? Raphi, do you remember us joking about Moulder and his pornstache? I think someone read our minds. ;A;
scarletmorning: (Valter is crazy and wants your blood)
Just wrote a short Valter --> Hayden drabble. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. I'm a bad person XD Will be posted later, I have class in a few minutes. Writing Valter shouldn't be that much fun, should it?

EDIT:

HERE HAVE VALTER OBSESSING AT FF.NET AND DREAMWIDTH. YAY~
scarletmorning: (Valter is crazy and wants your blood)
I'm just half way through the first Utena episode and I'm seriously distracted by the anatomy. Do they have any inner organs at all? And those sticks you call legs? How come that they don't break under the weight of that hair?

Also, that Saijoni dude looks soooo much like Valter. It's glorious. I'll call him Valter from now on 8D

Edit: The redhead will be called Zelos from now on. Yes, baby.

Edit 2: Damn, that fangirling of the "normal" school girls is so creepy. (But I find that creepy in every manga where that turns up)

Edit 3: Okay, Wakaba is pretty creepy as well. (I have the feeling that I will edit this very often...)

Edit 4: Zelos, Marth and Valtome playing cards, roflmao. Also, the anatomy would maybe not looks so completely horrible if the girls´ sleeves were so puffed up. I mean, what did they stuffed them with?

Edit 5: I'm not entirely sure what an "exchange diary" is, but the thought of Valter keeping a diary is pretty hilarious.

"Dear Diary,

I killed many people today. That made me happy. Annoyed Glen for an hour. He tried to punch me but I blocked it like a boss. He was even more pissed. That made my skin tingle. I like it. Then Cormag came and I managed to piss him off in less than five minutes. I'll try to break my record of 1 minute and 51 seconds tomorrow. Wish me luck. And I saw a squishy mage today. I think I want to bite him. Just too see if he's really squishy. I think he is. Maybe he'll scream. I like that :)

Good night,
Valter"

Roflmao.

Edit 6: Ahahahaha, Valter stomping on Chu-chu. I don't think I'm supposed to be amused by that. (It's time for the Valter tag, methinks. Too much Valter in this post)

Edit 7: Okay, revenge fight in Episode 2. Dat song while they fight... IT IS THE BEST THING EVAR AND IT MAKES ZERO SENSE AND OH GOD, I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUS IN THIS ANIME. XD

Edit 8: It is almost creepy how much Saionji looks like the Valter in my icon when he rages. My proof that Valter not only invaded Spain but also Utenaland. VALTER IS TRULY EVERYWHERE.

Edit 9: OMG, THE DRAMATIC WIIIIIIIIIND. IS EVERYWHERE. Sie haben Wiiiiiiind in ihren Haaren XD Michael Mittermeier, that will be an evergreen forever.

Edit 10: Ugh. Wakaba, you get worse and worse. It's been a long time since I wished that someone really fell out of the window. I don't know how you manage to annoy me so much, but please. Stop. It.

Edit 11: HOMG, the clothes looks so horrible >< Those dresses. Orange and purple, really? My eyes, they bleed for you. And I haven't seen Valter for more than ten minutes. I want Valter back.

Edit 12: That "flying to her rescue" and dance after that between Utena and Anthy hit all of my "Ick. Cheesy and ick and oh god, can I fastforward?" buttons. Ick. Also, Go, Nanami! Sorry, but the mains are boring. And Anthy is... ugh. I'm just watching for Valter and now Nanami. I like her hairdo, btw. Magnificent bastards. My love for villains comes through again.

Also, does it get interesting some time in the future. I might have to jump forward, because, well, the first three episodes were so interesting that I was reading fandomsecrets while watching. Not impressed yet. (But I learned once again that the world need moar Valter)
scarletmorning: (Hayden hoots)
OMGOMGOMG, CAZALLA IS SO VALTER IT'S (ALMOST) NOT FUNNY ANYMORE 8D

Either Cazalla is Valter´s son, clone or he is Valter himself. He kills people in such Valterific ways, he has to have some connection. Like, Valter was not really killed in the desert, but fled to Spain, which magically appeared out of nowhere and then he became buddies with the king of Spain and has a daughter named Valterette and now lives in Jamaica and tortures merchants, privateers and everyone else. 8D I can't wait to meet him in the book to see if there are even more similarities.

Fem!Hayden, be good and tell me your name D8<
scarletmorning: (Valter is crazy and wants your blood)
I started reading Michael Crichton´s "Pirate Latitudes" and it is not only awesome because of Pirates 8D, but you know what! 8D The book has its own Valter (named Cazalla)~ Oh, so excite~ I mean, just read those quotes:

"He [Cazalla] is said to find the screams of his dying victims restful and relaxing."

"If it had been a genuine warship, it would surely have given chase at a two-mile range, and captured you, and even now you would be screaming your lungs out for Cazalla´s amusement."

8D 
Also, why did I not know that my part of the town is so prettiful~ So gorgeous. And the view and the houses and gardens andandand 8D I really should take a walk more often. Sooooo pretty~ Apart from the weather; far too hot >:(

(Not sure if I'm more fangirling about my pretty town or the Valter wannabe XD)
scarletmorning: (Valter cs wat u did thar)
The boring first class of a seminar made me write a bit Fado death, i.e. what happened to his corpse. Also, I have a plot bunny about Fado´s wedding ring. It will involve Catalina and will be awesome.

Also, if your mind turns a sentence like this:

"It [the Colossus of Rhodes] stood by the harbour but could not, as was told in ancient tales, have straddled it."

Into something pervy, then your mind is as dirty as mine XD Seriously, head, stop that XD
scarletmorning: (Hayden is so pretty)
"cheval" means horse. Chivalry is horse-y. Yay~

If after reading "doing things with words" your mind tries to picture how one can do the dirty deed with words, your minds is just as dirty as mine XD

Also, I need brokings in kilts. Like nao. Because they are sexy as hell 8D Unfortunately, my art skills can never display their sexayness adequately D8 Also, Hayden, you rock those cowboy boots. Fuck yeah. I still haven't drawn lumberjack!Fado. He is so sexy in tartan. And band!bros.

There was this writer's block question some time ago about songs that make you happy. This song makes me grin because the brokings are performing it 8D Gotta love the Dropkick Murphys.

On my live CD of the Dropkick Murphys some guy from the audience asks his girlfriend to marry him on the stage. Then one of the singers starts to narrate that some girl earlier asked him to marry her and her boyfriend. He became a reverend via internet for her. The thought that one of brokings is a reverend is hilarious. (I think it's the person I dubbed Fado, but I'm not sure. Fado as a reverend, fffffffffffffffff, yeah no XD Not the naughty bro.)

Brain, stop discarding and forgetting story ideas and plots before I finish to write them down. Seriously, you suck. Can I get a new brain, plz?

OMG, I managed to draw Band!Hayden relatively sexy~ I'm so proud~ >3<

Someday I will draw Valter so sexy that you'll forget that he is Valter and think "Damn, what a hot piece of man". Then you'll notice that he is Valter and feel all confused and dirty.

Also, Valter with that policeman hat I've drawn? Reminds me of Rosiel. Valter in a police uniform would be sexy. And scary. Valter = Rosiel is also scary, because both are nuts. Fortunately, Valter doesn't seem to have a sister (or let's just hope he doesn't have one) so he can't be "in love with her". That would be all kinds of weird.
scarletmorning: (Hayden is so pretty)
Wow, there's much going on on my flist. But I will not add to the WTF!

No, I had a (wonderful) dream tonight. I dreamt that I had a Hayden doujinshi and I wanted to make icons. But then I woke up and noticed that I don't have a Hayden doujinshi ;°; Much sadness was had. Well, there was also the part with the fucked up Uni courses, but, uhm, how does my brain come up with philosphy? Somehow, lately, my dreams all feel like videogames.

Alright, that's all. I mean, it's not like anything already happened today! I just woke up.

I want a Hayden doujinshi. And I want more Hayden icons.

Thong!Valter in heels is scaaaaaaaaaary. Pic later.
scarletmorning: (Hayden is so pretty)
I want to write fic about the Frelian family. Like sooooooooooooooooo much. Hayden, Aileen, Tana and Innes. So much ><! Tomorrow when I'm awake again. Hopefully, I won't have forgot what I wanted to write tomorrow XD The chance is quite high. ALSO! Just re-read my cracky apple FE7 fic. God, I kinda want to write another one XD I lovelovelove personification. I do it in real life and I find it very amusing in writing. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn XD

Also, some day I have to write Valter.

And to write more Fadia/Vigarde. I have it in my head, but no motivation to write >[ Argh, Uni, you're destroying my muse and will DX

AND IN EXTREMO IS THE MOST AWESOMEST BAND IN THE WORLD
scarletmorning: (iBrod - Hayden)
I was thinking if I could join the "fic for charity" thing. But then I remembered that I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT write for prompts. Give me a prompt and the chance that I will be unable to write it is 75%. I don't know why that is but whenever I get a prompt (especially a detailed prompt), I don't get any ideas. Or one very quick, but bad idea at the beginning, which I cannot write because it's bad. That's why I always have to switch to art then. My art muse is not as moody as my writing muse. Go figure. And I don't think anyone would be interested in my art anyway. Hm.


Also, thong!Valter in high heels will happen.
scarletmorning: (Geoffrey Derp Grinsen)
Alright, be prepared to feel your brain oozing out of your ears. After looking at these pictures, your whole life will change. Nightmares of animal print thongs will haunt you. You should only look at them if you feel strong enough. They are also not worksafe. (What do you expect from Valter?)

Brainbreak Records proudly presents.....

The new underwear line for psychopaths living in attics...

The model is the chief designer as well...

Farewell, it was nice to know you. Hopefully you die quickly ;_;

Beware! If you can't handle Thong!Valter x 7, spare your brain the pain. )

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