http://crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] scarletmorning 2011-05-06 08:31 pm (UTC)

Dear Moulder,

my life is strange. My best friend looks at me with a really strange expression all the time and his gloomy friend seems to be jealous or something. And my sister has gone off with her redhead lover (Damn, I want his motor bike, but he never lets me ride it). And then there was this girl, the sister of a friend of mine who always glares at me and wants to "spar" with me. She goes off with her new tanned boyfriend and I think she wants me to be jealous, but I'm not sure. I don't understand girls. Anyway, back to my question: do you know where I can get a bigger bed? My harem doesn't fit under my old one anymore?

Sincerely,
smoking hot dude with IMPORTANT problems

PS: My father had a huge bed. Ya know where he got it from?

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