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What is this, brain, stop thinking about the brokings and bro wives so much. You have other things to do. Grr.

Anyway 8D

I kinda noticed that I need a timeline for my pre-game fics (because pre-game is awesome, you know it). So I made me an age list and a timeline.

Ages:

Fado (47) -- Catalina (would be 42, d. 25) -- Eirika/Ephraim (20) (27/22) (Know 21/16, Love 21/16)

Viggy (49) -- Minna (would be 43, d. 25) -- Lyon (18) (31/25) (others; 29/23, 27/21) (Know 19/13, Love 23/17)

Hayden (47) -- Aileen (48) -- Innes (22), Tana (18) (25/26) (29/30) (Know 14/15, Love 16(onesided)/18)

Izzy (45) -- Noam (would be 46, d. 28) -- (Seth, 27) Joshua (25) ((V.22/I.18)) (20/21) (Know 17/18, Love 21/22)

Mansel (57)

Now in form of a timeline it looks like this:

(the game starts in the year 803)

746 birth (b.) Mansel

754 b. Viggy

755 b. Aileen

756 b. Hayden
        b. Fado

757 b. Noam

758 b. Izzy

760 b. Minna

761 b. Catalina

775 m. Hayden/Aileen

776 b. Seth

777 m. Izzy/Noam

778 b. Joshua
        m. Viggy/Minna (very late)

779 m. Fado/Catalina

780 Fado&Catalina Crowned

781 b. Innes
        Vigarde&Minna Crowned
        - Minna´s miscarriage

783 b. Eirika/Ephraim
        - Minna´s stillborn

784 b. L'Arachel

785 b. Tana
        b. Lyon
        death (d.) Noam
        d. Minna
        d. L'Arachel´s parents

786 d. Catalina

787 Hayden&Aileen crowned


785 was not a good year :( And you know what I noticed? By accident I made Viggy´s life even more harsh than I wanted. Just look at year 781 and 783. His friends get healthy children while Viggy´s children both die :( How did he feel when he saw both his wife and his friends´ wives being pregnant and only one child per year survived :( Viggyyyyyyy, I'm sorry. (Also, in the Fadia/Vigarde universe the theory "Seth = Viggy´s child" is assumed as canon :D)

Bro wives spam

So, I selfishly spam your flist because I just remembered that I wanted to put down my bro wives characterization technique. Mostly because I noticed that it's hilarious and that the same technique can be used on brokings. This technique doesn't cover all aspects of characterization, but at least a very important part. Let's start:

Someone says "Let's go skinny-dipping".

( Bro wives version )

( Brokings version )

( She-bros version )

Yeah, that's it. Every time I'm not sure if my bro wives characterization is right, I think about this and compare 8D It really helps!

Meme because bored

Snagged a meme from everyone because I'm bored like that (even though there are things I should do. Argh!)

A - Age: 22 (gonna celebrate my next birthday in Canterbury~)

B - Bed size: Normal? I don't know. It's enough.

C - Chore you hate: Ähhh, vacuum-cleaning? I do that only if my normal blue carpet looks slightly grey.

D - Don't eat: Cooked bell pepper (what a stupid name >:[ I want to call it Paprika), tomatoes (apart from tomato sauce because tomato/tuna sauce ROCKS MY SOCKS!) and ginger (May I say that I dislike Indian food in general? Also, Italian, Spanish and French food is kinda okay, but I'm a real sucker for English and Scottish food. I love it. Haggis is tasty, really.)

E - Essential start-your-day item: Noem. It's a coffee drink. Cold :D That and Starbucks mocha are the only coffee variants that I like.

F - Favorite board game: Mensch-ärger-dich-nicht (da internetz tells me it's called Ludo in English. I like our title better.) I'm not so into board games in general.

G - Gold or Silver: Always silver. It's much more pretty than gold~

H - Height: 1,64 m.

I - Instruments you play: I did play the guitar and the violin once. But that was a long time ago. Lately I thought that I may start with the violin again, but I procrastinate so muuuuuuuuch...

J - Job title: Student and professional procrastinator

K - Kid(s): Eh, why not. Not now, but maybe later.

L - Love or lust: Eeeeeeh, I can't have both? Well, I take love then.

M - Mom's name: Beate

N - Nicknames: Maus (mouse)

O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: Nope

P - Pants or pantyhose: (I had to google pantyhose first Pffff) Pants. Definitely.

Q - Favorite Movie Quote: I don't have one. I don't even have a favourite book quote. I'm not easily impressed :/

R - Right or left handed: Right handed, though I can do many things with my left hand as well.

S - Sibling(s): Yup, two brothers. I'm in the middle.

T - Time you wake up: Depends on the day 8D Now, since there are no classes, about 10.

U - Underwear: Black and white. My bras are colourful (I like tartan <3)

V - Vegetable favorite: Sooooo many. Spinach, leek and lentils (if they count as vegetables?) are the top three, I think.

W - Ways you run late: I hate being late (yay, I'm fulfilling a stereotype 8D), but if I don't want to go somewhere I always find a way to dawdle.

X - X-rays you've had: Right foot once and I think my wrist as well.

Y - Yummy food you make: EVERYTHING Kidding. But I made freaking awesome gyoza today 8D And I love to make things with nice sauces because I make awesome sauces 8D

Z - Zoo favorite: God, I don't know when I was at the zoo the last time... I don't have a particular favourite, but I always liked the petting zoo. And the play field 8D