scarletmorning: (Geoffrey Derp Grinsen)
scarletmorning ([personal profile] scarletmorning) wrote2011-02-18 03:46 pm

I love to hurt your brains. I really do.

Alright, be prepared to feel your brain oozing out of your ears. After looking at these pictures, your whole life will change. Nightmares of animal print thongs will haunt you. You should only look at them if you feel strong enough. They are also not worksafe. (What do you expect from Valter?)

Brainbreak Records proudly presents.....

The new underwear line for psychopaths living in attics...

The model is the chief designer as well...

Farewell, it was nice to know you. Hopefully you die quickly ;_;







One thong for each day! Buy now and get a Knoll or Lyon servant for free! (Ceiling!Valter is enclosed in every packet and is not returnable.)
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[personal profile] raphiael 2011-02-18 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
brb, bleaching my brain now.

[identity profile] crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com 2011-02-18 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
The giant-sized pack is in aisle 9 next to the "WTF" signs and the "Please-make-it-stop" plushies.

[identity profile] xirysa.livejournal.com 2011-02-18 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
ho shit that is just ohmagawd.

[identity profile] crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com 2011-02-18 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
The horror makes you speechless. Apart from the time when you laugh hysterically.

[identity profile] rethira.livejournal.com 2011-02-18 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you should know that Ceiling!Valter now has all of these pictures now poster sized and in his attic. I don't want to know what he's doing with them.

Also, teeny Knoll and Lyon are so cute.

[identity profile] crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com 2011-02-18 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I never want to step into your attic. And I don't want to know that as well D:

It's fun to torment them.

[identity profile] rethira.livejournal.com 2011-02-18 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I can only imagine what my attic looks like. Torture devices everywhere and posters of Thong!Valter covering the walls, is what I think it looks like. I am going to remain blissfully oblivious as to what Ceiling!Valter does with anything.

Very fun. They're just so squishy.

[identity profile] crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com 2011-02-18 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
What is worse; the pictures or the torture devices?

It's the gloom, I think. The gloom makes it funny.

[identity profile] rethira.livejournal.com 2011-02-18 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I couldn't say. Both are pretty bad. Maybe the posters.

Yeah, Knoll and Lyon really need to lighten up. If they were happier, Ceiling!Valter might be less interested in them.

[identity profile] hooves.livejournal.com 2011-02-18 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I lost my brain somewhere around the second picture. I love...the expressions...lmao.

[identity profile] crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com 2011-02-18 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Valter tried to smile sexily~