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scarletmorning) wrote2011-02-27 04:48 pm
scarletmorning) wrote2011-02-27 04:48 pm
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Bro wives spam
So, I selfishly spam your flist because I just remembered that I wanted to put down my bro wives characterization technique. Mostly because I noticed that it's hilarious and that the same technique can be used on brokings. This technique doesn't cover all aspects of characterization, but at least a very important part. Let's start:
Someone says "Let's go skinny-dipping".
Bro wives version:
- in 70% of all cases the certain someone saying this is Catalina
- when Catalina is not the person saying this, she is the one who immediately strips and jumps in the pool
- Aileen wants to immediately follow her friend but a tiny amount of hesitation is there; she only needs one encouraging word from Catalina (like "Aileen!" or "It's cold!") to strip and jump in
- Minna hesitates longer; she thinks about what people would think of her and if she is pretty enough and that it's too cold anyway and she should just stay here. In reality she really, really wants to join her friends, but she is shy. After a bit prompting by Catalina and Aileen, Minna follows their example and has tons of fun
Brokings version:
If there are ladies present:
- in 80% of all cases Viggy is the person saying this
- in 70% of all cases that happened before his marriage, Fado is the person saying this
- almost always Fado and Viggy had the same thought; one of them was just quicker to voice it (there are also cases where they said it at the same time)
- Viggy and Fado strip almost at the same time and race to the pool
- Hayden folds his clothes before he goes into the water. If he ninjas to the pool, he will be there first even if he started last
If no ladies are present:
- no one says "skinny-dipping" but "Let's have a race!"
- in those cases Fado or Viggy will be the instigator
- the behaviour of the bros is the same as above
She-bros version (i.e. Izzy and Fadia)
If the brokings are present:
- Fadia doesn't strip completely but will still race Viggy to the pool (also, the prompt ratio is still the same)
- much eye-rolling from Izzy. May or may not join them, also not completely naked (exception: naked when drunk)
If the bro wives are present:
- in 90% of all cases Fadia is the instigator (often voicing the prompt quicker than Catalina)
- Fadia and Catalina are both the first to jump in
- Minna and Aileen react the same
- Izzy´s level of hesitation lies between Aileen and Minna. There is also always eye-rolling involved
Yeah, that's it. Every time I'm not sure if my bro wives characterization is right, I think about this and compare 8D It really helps!
Someone says "Let's go skinny-dipping".
Bro wives version:
- in 70% of all cases the certain someone saying this is Catalina
- when Catalina is not the person saying this, she is the one who immediately strips and jumps in the pool
- Aileen wants to immediately follow her friend but a tiny amount of hesitation is there; she only needs one encouraging word from Catalina (like "Aileen!" or "It's cold!") to strip and jump in
- Minna hesitates longer; she thinks about what people would think of her and if she is pretty enough and that it's too cold anyway and she should just stay here. In reality she really, really wants to join her friends, but she is shy. After a bit prompting by Catalina and Aileen, Minna follows their example and has tons of fun
Brokings version:
If there are ladies present:
- in 80% of all cases Viggy is the person saying this
- in 70% of all cases that happened before his marriage, Fado is the person saying this
- almost always Fado and Viggy had the same thought; one of them was just quicker to voice it (there are also cases where they said it at the same time)
- Viggy and Fado strip almost at the same time and race to the pool
- Hayden folds his clothes before he goes into the water. If he ninjas to the pool, he will be there first even if he started last
If no ladies are present:
- no one says "skinny-dipping" but "Let's have a race!"
- in those cases Fado or Viggy will be the instigator
- the behaviour of the bros is the same as above
She-bros version (i.e. Izzy and Fadia)
If the brokings are present:
- Fadia doesn't strip completely but will still race Viggy to the pool (also, the prompt ratio is still the same)
- much eye-rolling from Izzy. May or may not join them, also not completely naked (exception: naked when drunk)
If the bro wives are present:
- in 90% of all cases Fadia is the instigator (often voicing the prompt quicker than Catalina)
- Fadia and Catalina are both the first to jump in
- Minna and Aileen react the same
- Izzy´s level of hesitation lies between Aileen and Minna. There is also always eye-rolling involved
Yeah, that's it. Every time I'm not sure if my bro wives characterization is right, I think about this and compare 8D It really helps!