Ceiling!Valter approves of the new and improved him, although he then mentioned something about shaving his legs, so I don't know. Also, he likes the new tag. And the new poster. Seriously, his attic is just covered in posters of him. He even stuck one to Knoll.
Also, I am now mentally scarred. I mean, more than I was before. Why, why is he being coy?
Ceiling!Valter wants his next poster to feature more pie. And that planet, Valter 2? Yeah, he wants that too. I would blame you, but we all know that Ceiling!Valter cannot be denied.
I second the leg shaving. But he should keep the chest hair. It makes him look manry.
Because he wants to make your brain bleed. And to show of his acting skills.
Pie? Valter will bathe in pie! And the planet D: Let's just hope that there will never be an invasion. Fortunately, Valters like leering more than conquering.
Pah, if Valters conquered Earth then there would be no-one left to leer at. And nothing is more important than being able to leer at people and pelt them with pie.
Ceiling!Valter approves of pie-baths. He takes one every day and then makes the nearest Knoll or Lyon eat the pie, which is inferior to the ones Valter himself eats.
All Valters and Valterettes can be attracted by valtering!
Valter gives them inferior!pies normally. After he has bathed in one, he then feeds them inferior-pies-he-has-bathed-in. Becauses simply being mean isn't Valtery enough for Valter. No, he will always choose the OMFG, WHY option.
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Also, I am now mentally scarred. I mean, more than I was before. Why, why is he being coy?
Ceiling!Valter wants his next poster to feature more pie. And that planet, Valter 2? Yeah, he wants that too. I would blame you, but we all know that Ceiling!Valter cannot be denied.
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Because he wants to make your brain bleed. And to show of his acting skills.
Pie? Valter will bathe in pie! And the planet D: Let's just hope that there will never be an invasion. Fortunately, Valters like leering more than conquering.
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Also, to attract other Valters and Valterettes.
Pah, if Valters conquered Earth then there would be no-one left to leer at. And nothing is more important than being able to leer at people and pelt them with pie.
Ceiling!Valter approves of pie-baths. He takes one every day and then makes the nearest Knoll or Lyon eat the pie, which is inferior to the ones Valter himself eats.
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Does he give them inferior!pies or the inferior pies he bathed in? While the first one is mean, the other one is OMFG, WHY?
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Valter gives them inferior!pies normally. After he has bathed in one, he then feeds them inferior-pies-he-has-bathed-in. Becauses simply being mean isn't Valtery enough for Valter. No, he will always choose the OMFG, WHY option.
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