Heel!Valter has arrived!

[scarletmorning]

I love my new mood theme~ <3 And Valter has too much power over me. He has two tags just for himself.

Comments

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

I second the leg shaving. But he should keep the chest hair. It makes him look manry.

Because he wants to make your brain bleed. And to show of his acting skills.

Pie? Valter will bathe in pie! And the planet D: Let's just hope that there will never be an invasion. Fortunately, Valters like leering more than conquering.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

And nothing is more important than MANRINESS!

Also, to attract other Valters and Valterettes.

Pah, if Valters conquered Earth then there would be no-one left to leer at. And nothing is more important than being able to leer at people and pelt them with pie.

Ceiling!Valter approves of pie-baths. He takes one every day and then makes the nearest Knoll or Lyon eat the pie, which is inferior to the ones Valter himself eats.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

He attracts other Valters and Valterettes by valtering, obviously.

Does he give them inferior!pies or the inferior pies he bathed in? While the first one is mean, the other one is OMFG, WHY?

[rethira.livejournal.com]

All Valters and Valterettes can be attracted by valtering!

Valter gives them inferior!pies normally. After he has bathed in one, he then feeds them inferior-pies-he-has-bathed-in. Becauses simply being mean isn't Valtery enough for Valter. No, he will always choose the OMFG, WHY option.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Is Valter even physically able to not choose the OMFG, WHY option? I don't think so. Valtering is OMFG, WHY per definition.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Valter has never tried to choose any other option. To do so would be un-Valter.