Heel!Valter has arrived!

[scarletmorning]

I love my new mood theme~ <3 And Valter has too much power over me. He has two tags just for himself.

Comments

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Blame Ceiling!Valter, not me! I am only the mouthpiece for his words of wisdom horror.

And he likes your tears. They taste like sugar water apparently.

[raphiael]

But but but ;A;
YOU MUST BREAK FREE OF CEILING!VALTER'S SHACKLES

[rethira.livejournal.com]

No-one can escape Ceiling!Valter's chains!

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

What? Don't tell me you want to break free?! It is the biggest pleasure to be servant to Lord Valter! *is leered at. And scared ;o;* Pledge loyalty to the Great Valter.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

I would never leave Lord Valter's service! If I even tried he'd... he'd... valter me.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

He is such a great master! I'm scared...

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Indeed he is. I'm scared too.

[raphiael]

DON'T BUY INTO THE VALTER-GANDA!
THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE D8

[rethira.livejournal.com]

While there may be hope, there is also Valter!

If you escape from his chains (unlikely) he'll stalk you to the ends of the earth and also move into your attic, if he doesn't already live there.

[raphiael]

HA! The joke is on ceiling!Valter, for I have no attic!!

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Then he will move into the top floor of your house. THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM CEILING!VALTER.

[raphiael]

th-the top floor is where I sleep!!
D8
MONOCLE, PROTECT ME!!

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

OMFG, THEN YOU'LL HAVE A ROOMIE!VALTER AS WELL 8D

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

NOBODY CAN BREAK FREE OF CEILING!VALTER. WHERE IS YOUR CIRCULAR MAIL? IT'S ALL IN THERE. D8

[raphiael]

DDDD8
YOU MUST TRY ANYWAY
(but then, at the same time, Valter does like it when they fight, no?)

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

You should know. Who wrote about Valter valtering Ephraim and is now on Valter´s leering list? Maybe you get even a "May Grope You" upgrade. And you're already on his "Tasty Tears" list.

[raphiael]

The former example doesn't count! He got pwnt in the end!

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Valter continues to leer in the afterlife. He sits in hell and leers up at you looking under your skirt if you're wearing one. Which I would not recommend So he doesn't really care if he's alive or not.

[raphiael]

B-but I dress lolita almost all the time! Of course I wear skirts, big poofy skirts!!
D8
*puts on bloomers*

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Valter dislikes bloomers. For your own saftey; wear thongs. Otherwise he will mindcontrol you and YOU DO NOT WANT THAT D8 He will make you do bad BAD things.

[raphiael]

I WILL RESIST HIS BRAINWASHING
WITH THE POWER
OF CANAS' MONOCLE!!!!!

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

OH NOES! THE POWERFUL MONCLE!

VALTER USES EXTRA TIGHT THONG! THE MONOCLE MELTS. YOU'RE DEFENSELESS.

[raphiael]

;^;
SUPERPOWERED MONOCLE, I CHOOSE YOU!

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

VALTER LAUGHS EVILLY. THE MONOCLE WEARER IS STUNNED.

VALTER USES PERVY GROPE. THE MONOCLE FAINTS OF CREEPY.

[raphiael]

DDDDDDD8
. . .
*throws Master Ball!*

GIVE CEILING!VALTER A NICKNAME?