You should know. Who wrote about Valter valtering Ephraim and is now on Valter“s leering list? Maybe you get even a "May Grope You" upgrade. And you're already on his "Tasty Tears" list.
Valter continues to leer in the afterlife. He sits in hell and leers up at you looking under your skirt if you're wearing one. Which I would not recommend So he doesn't really care if he's alive or not.
Valter dislikes bloomers. For your own saftey; wear thongs. Otherwise he will mindcontrol you and YOU DO NOT WANT THAT D8 He will make you do bad BAD things.
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14/3/11 20:23 (UTC)(no subject)
14/3/11 20:33 (UTC)YOU MUST TRY ANYWAY
(but then, at the same time, Valter does like it when they fight, no?)
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14/3/11 20:36 (UTC)(no subject)
14/3/11 20:40 (UTC)(no subject)
14/3/11 20:47 (UTC)looking under your skirt if you're wearing one. Which I would not recommendSo he doesn't really care if he's alive or not.(no subject)
14/3/11 20:52 (UTC)D8
*puts on bloomers*
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14/3/11 21:05 (UTC)(no subject)
14/3/11 22:38 (UTC)WITH THE POWER
OF CANAS' MONOCLE!!!!!
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14/3/11 22:42 (UTC)VALTER USES EXTRA TIGHT THONG! THE MONOCLE MELTS. YOU'RE DEFENSELESS.
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14/3/11 22:56 (UTC)SUPERPOWERED MONOCLE, I CHOOSE YOU!
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14/3/11 23:12 (UTC)VALTER USES PERVY GROPE. THE MONOCLE FAINTS OF CREEPY.
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14/3/11 23:22 (UTC). . .
*throws Master Ball!*
GIVE CEILING!VALTER A NICKNAME?
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14/3/11 23:34 (UTC)(no subject)
14/3/11 23:56 (UTC)I think I will go with "DOOF FACE".
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15/3/11 00:06 (UTC)I am highly amused 8D