Duuuuuuuuuuuude. I was just looking out of my window and the moon looks so strange; it's dark yellow. It looks so scary and my first thought is "Valter". Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Moonstone, why, you, go away.
HE'S WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW. RUMOUR HAS IT, IF YOU SAY 'MOONSTONE' THREE TIMES WHILE EATING KNOLL PIE, VALTER WILL APPEAR AND BADTOUCH YOU INTO OBLIVION.
HE IS WATCHING ME FROM HIS OWN PLANET. D8 BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU EAT LYON PIE? AND I WILL KEEP THIS SUMMONING IN MIND SHOULD I EVER GAIN A MORTAL ENEMY. He'll badtouch you because you ate his pie.
THE PLANET OF THE VALTER'S IS TRULY A TERRIFYING PLACE.
EATING LYON PIE JUST MAKES HIM IN EVEN MORE OF A BADTOUCH MOOD, SO HE WILL BADTOUCH ANYONE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS THE SUMMONER. AND THEN HE WILL EAT HIS PIE IN PEACE.
IF YOU EVER GAIN A MORTAL ENEMY, JUST MAKE SURE THEY DON'T EAT LYON PIE AND SUMMON VALTER WHILE YOU'RE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS THEY ARE.
MOST THONGS THAT ARE SOLD ON EARTH ARE DESIGNED AND TESTED ON THAT PLANET.
THANKFULLY I CAN'T SPEAK WHILE EATING LYON PIE 8D
FFFFFFFF, MY MORTAL ENEMIES DON'T GET THE TASTY LYON PIE WITH KNOLL TEARS. THEY GET THE LESS TASTY KNOLL PIE. AND I SURELY WON'T STAY IN THE HOUSE OF THE IDIOT WHO IS UNKNOWINGLY SUMMONING VALTER. EVEN IF HE WOULDN'T EAT LYON PIE. I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE IN SAME COUNTRY AS VALTER D8
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YES, THIS IS VERY CORRECT. RIGHT NOW, CAPSLOCK VALTER IS BADTOUCHING SOMEONE. Small Valter is leering at everyone. I couldn't resist. I had to do it.
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EATING LYON PIE JUST MAKES HIM IN EVEN MORE OF A BADTOUCH MOOD, SO HE WILL BADTOUCH ANYONE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS THE SUMMONER. AND THEN HE WILL EAT HIS PIE IN PEACE.
IF YOU EVER GAIN A MORTAL ENEMY, JUST MAKE SURE THEY DON'T EAT LYON PIE AND SUMMON VALTER WHILE YOU'RE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS THEY ARE.
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THANKFULLY I CAN'T SPEAK WHILE EATING LYON PIE 8D
FFFFFFFF, MY MORTAL ENEMIES DON'T GET THE TASTY LYON PIE WITH KNOLL TEARS. THEY GET THE LESS TASTY KNOLL PIE. AND I SURELY WON'T STAY IN THE HOUSE OF THE IDIOT WHO IS UNKNOWINGLY SUMMONING VALTER. EVEN IF HE WOULDN'T EAT LYON PIE. I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE IN SAME COUNTRY AS VALTER D8