What? Don't tell me you want to break free?! It is the biggest pleasure to be servant to Lord Valter! *is leered at. And scared ;o;* Pledge loyalty to the Great Valter.
You should know. Who wrote about Valter valtering Ephraim and is now on Valter“s leering list? Maybe you get even a "May Grope You" upgrade. And you're already on his "Tasty Tears" list.
Valter continues to leer in the afterlife. He sits in hell and leers up at you looking under your skirt if you're wearing one. Which I would not recommend So he doesn't really care if he's alive or not.
Your art skills are all that's keeping you from being turned into a Knoll or Lyon. Although if you keep drawing such lovely pictures of him, he may have to make you his art slave for all eternity.
They died the way they lived; as food for hungry Valters.
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Those poor little Knolls and Lyons. They never stood a chance. Oh and they wash the pie down with a nice glass of Raphi tears.
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wisdomhorror.And he likes your tears. They taste like sugar water apparently.
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YOU MUST BREAK FREE OF CEILING!VALTER'S SHACKLES
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THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE D8
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If you escape from his chains (unlikely) he'll stalk you to the ends of the earth and also move into your attic, if he doesn't already live there.
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YOU MUST TRY ANYWAY
(but then, at the same time, Valter does like it when they fight, no?)
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looking under your skirt if you're wearing one. Which I would not recommendSo he doesn't really care if he's alive or not.(no subject)
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Hmmm, pie. But I'd rather have a glass of milk. Milk/Pie = OTP
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Milk/Pie is the OTP to end all OTPs. Valter ships Milk/Pie.
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Milk/Pie/Ice Cream OT3? And what about a COokie/Milk affair? And the Pie gets together with Chocolate Sauce as a revenge.
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And then Valter eats them all because of yummy.
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Alas! What a tragic end.
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They died the way they lived; as food for hungry Valters.
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