Heel!Valter has arrived!

[scarletmorning]

I love my new mood theme~ <3 And Valter has too much power over me. He has two tags just for himself.

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[raphiael]

. . . .
*cries forever*

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Valter collects your tears to sprinkle them on his Knoll pie.

[raphiael]

that fiend!

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Valter and I are that close. (Not completely voluntarily on my part.)

[hooves.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA this is awesome just saying.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Seems like I am a boss at drawing brainbreakingly awesome stuff XD

[xirysa.livejournal.com]

This is so beautiful homghomghomg.

It's also rather funny, because I brought a pair of heels from home back to university with me, and as a joke my friends gave me a thong earlier today as an early birthday gift. xD

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

That were obviously Ditto!Valters disguised as your friends. You should be careful. They will lure you to join the Dark Side. We have Knoll pie. With tears on it. From raphi, Lyon and Knoll.

[xirysa.livejournal.com]

*noms on raphi tears while waring a thong and heels--and obviously a cute bra, too*

*did not just imagine valter as a woman's lingerie model*

*scarred*

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

*has ideas of crossdressing Valter and fem!Valter*

Ceiling!Valter finds himself sexy in both cases.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Ceiling!Valter finds that extremely sexy.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

I ship Valter/Valterette. Join me?

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Valter/Valter/Valterette threesome? Possibly with some Lyons and Knolls for them to poke?

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

The bed is made out of Knolls and Lyons. Those poor babies ;.;

[rethira.livejournal.com]

And you don't want to know what they use the bed!Lyons and bed!Knolls' tears for. No, seriously, you don't want to know.

And afterwards they all eat pie together.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

My guess is lube.

Pies made of all those unfortunate Knolls and Lyons who witnessed the horror.

[raphiael]

TAT
soulmate, how could you?

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Valter defiles everybody. It's only a question of time when you will join us >8D

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Ceiling!Valter approves of the new and improved him, although he then mentioned something about shaving his legs, so I don't know. Also, he likes the new tag. And the new poster. Seriously, his attic is just covered in posters of him. He even stuck one to Knoll.

Also, I am now mentally scarred. I mean, more than I was before. Why, why is he being coy?

Ceiling!Valter wants his next poster to feature more pie. And that planet, Valter 2? Yeah, he wants that too. I would blame you, but we all know that Ceiling!Valter cannot be denied.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

I second the leg shaving. But he should keep the chest hair. It makes him look manry.

Because he wants to make your brain bleed. And to show of his acting skills.

Pie? Valter will bathe in pie! And the planet D: Let's just hope that there will never be an invasion. Fortunately, Valters like leering more than conquering.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

And nothing is more important than MANRINESS!

Also, to attract other Valters and Valterettes.

Pah, if Valters conquered Earth then there would be no-one left to leer at. And nothing is more important than being able to leer at people and pelt them with pie.

Ceiling!Valter approves of pie-baths. He takes one every day and then makes the nearest Knoll or Lyon eat the pie, which is inferior to the ones Valter himself eats.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

He attracts other Valters and Valterettes by valtering, obviously.

Does he give them inferior!pies or the inferior pies he bathed in? While the first one is mean, the other one is OMFG, WHY?

[rethira.livejournal.com]

All Valters and Valterettes can be attracted by valtering!

Valter gives them inferior!pies normally. After he has bathed in one, he then feeds them inferior-pies-he-has-bathed-in. Becauses simply being mean isn't Valtery enough for Valter. No, he will always choose the OMFG, WHY option.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Is Valter even physically able to not choose the OMFG, WHY option? I don't think so. Valtering is OMFG, WHY per definition.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Valter has never tried to choose any other option. To do so would be un-Valter.