Heel!Valter has arrived!

[scarletmorning]

I love my new mood theme~ <3 And Valter has too much power over me. He has two tags just for himself.

Comments

[xirysa.livejournal.com]

*noms on raphi tears while waring a thong and heels--and obviously a cute bra, too*

*did not just imagine valter as a woman's lingerie model*

*scarred*

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

*has ideas of crossdressing Valter and fem!Valter*

Ceiling!Valter finds himself sexy in both cases.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Ceiling!Valter finds that extremely sexy.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

I ship Valter/Valterette. Join me?

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Valter/Valter/Valterette threesome? Possibly with some Lyons and Knolls for them to poke?

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

The bed is made out of Knolls and Lyons. Those poor babies ;.;

[rethira.livejournal.com]

And you don't want to know what they use the bed!Lyons and bed!Knolls' tears for. No, seriously, you don't want to know.

And afterwards they all eat pie together.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

My guess is lube.

Pies made of all those unfortunate Knolls and Lyons who witnessed the horror.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

We think so alike.

Those poor little Knolls and Lyons. They never stood a chance. Oh and they wash the pie down with a nice glass of Raphi tears.

[raphiael]

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[rethira.livejournal.com]

Blame Ceiling!Valter, not me! I am only the mouthpiece for his words of wisdom horror.

And he likes your tears. They taste like sugar water apparently.

[raphiael]

But but but ;A;
YOU MUST BREAK FREE OF CEILING!VALTER'S SHACKLES

[rethira.livejournal.com]

No-one can escape Ceiling!Valter's chains!

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

What? Don't tell me you want to break free?! It is the biggest pleasure to be servant to Lord Valter! *is leered at. And scared ;o;* Pledge loyalty to the Great Valter.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

I would never leave Lord Valter's service! If I even tried he'd... he'd... valter me.

[raphiael]

DON'T BUY INTO THE VALTER-GANDA!
THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE D8

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

NOBODY CAN BREAK FREE OF CEILING!VALTER. WHERE IS YOUR CIRCULAR MAIL? IT'S ALL IN THERE. D8

[raphiael]

DDDD8
YOU MUST TRY ANYWAY
(but then, at the same time, Valter does like it when they fight, no?)

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

OMFG, SOULMATE (i.e. another person who is possessed by ceiling!Valter)

Hmmm, pie. But I'd rather have a glass of milk. Milk/Pie = OTP

[rethira.livejournal.com]

I've never been so happy. He lives in my attic. I can never escape him.

Milk/Pie is the OTP to end all OTPs. Valter ships Milk/Pie.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Me too. I live in a ceiling apartment. There is no attic above me. Valter is my roomie D8

Milk/Pie/Ice Cream OT3? And what about a COokie/Milk affair? And the Pie gets together with Chocolate Sauce as a revenge.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

There is truly no hope for you.

And then Valter eats them all because of yummy.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Yeah. There isn't. I would be doomed if I were a hopeless artist. As long as I draw, Valter will be (relatively) nice to me.

Alas! What a tragic end.

[raphiael]

TAT
soulmate, how could you?

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Valter defiles everybody. It's only a question of time when you will join us >8D