Heel!Valter has arrived!

[scarletmorning]

I love my new mood theme~ <3 And Valter has too much power over me. He has two tags just for himself.

Comments

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

My guess is lube.

Pies made of all those unfortunate Knolls and Lyons who witnessed the horror.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

We think so alike.

Those poor little Knolls and Lyons. They never stood a chance. Oh and they wash the pie down with a nice glass of Raphi tears.

[raphiael]

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[rethira.livejournal.com]

Blame Ceiling!Valter, not me! I am only the mouthpiece for his words of wisdom horror.

And he likes your tears. They taste like sugar water apparently.

[raphiael]

But but but ;A;
YOU MUST BREAK FREE OF CEILING!VALTER'S SHACKLES

[rethira.livejournal.com]

No-one can escape Ceiling!Valter's chains!

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

What? Don't tell me you want to break free?! It is the biggest pleasure to be servant to Lord Valter! *is leered at. And scared ;o;* Pledge loyalty to the Great Valter.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

I would never leave Lord Valter's service! If I even tried he'd... he'd... valter me.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

He is such a great master! I'm scared...

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Indeed he is. I'm scared too.

[raphiael]

DON'T BUY INTO THE VALTER-GANDA!
THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE D8

[rethira.livejournal.com]

While there may be hope, there is also Valter!

If you escape from his chains (unlikely) he'll stalk you to the ends of the earth and also move into your attic, if he doesn't already live there.

[raphiael]

HA! The joke is on ceiling!Valter, for I have no attic!!

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Then he will move into the top floor of your house. THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM CEILING!VALTER.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

NOBODY CAN BREAK FREE OF CEILING!VALTER. WHERE IS YOUR CIRCULAR MAIL? IT'S ALL IN THERE. D8

[raphiael]

DDDD8
YOU MUST TRY ANYWAY
(but then, at the same time, Valter does like it when they fight, no?)

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

You should know. Who wrote about Valter valtering Ephraim and is now on Valter´s leering list? Maybe you get even a "May Grope You" upgrade. And you're already on his "Tasty Tears" list.

[raphiael]

The former example doesn't count! He got pwnt in the end!

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

OMFG, SOULMATE (i.e. another person who is possessed by ceiling!Valter)

Hmmm, pie. But I'd rather have a glass of milk. Milk/Pie = OTP

[rethira.livejournal.com]

I've never been so happy. He lives in my attic. I can never escape him.

Milk/Pie is the OTP to end all OTPs. Valter ships Milk/Pie.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Me too. I live in a ceiling apartment. There is no attic above me. Valter is my roomie D8

Milk/Pie/Ice Cream OT3? And what about a COokie/Milk affair? And the Pie gets together with Chocolate Sauce as a revenge.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

There is truly no hope for you.

And then Valter eats them all because of yummy.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Yeah. There isn't. I would be doomed if I were a hopeless artist. As long as I draw, Valter will be (relatively) nice to me.

Alas! What a tragic end.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Your art skills are all that's keeping you from being turned into a Knoll or Lyon. Although if you keep drawing such lovely pictures of him, he may have to make you his art slave for all eternity.

They died the way they lived; as food for hungry Valters.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

As long as I'm only his art slave *shudders*