scarletmorning: (Valter cs wat u did thar)
scarletmorning ([personal profile] scarletmorning) wrote2011-03-14 03:07 pm

Heel!Valter has arrived!



I love my new mood theme~ <3 And Valter has too much power over me. He has two tags just for himself.

[identity profile] crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That were obviously Ditto!Valters disguised as your friends. You should be careful. They will lure you to join the Dark Side. We have Knoll pie. With tears on it. From raphi, Lyon and Knoll.

[identity profile] xirysa.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
*noms on raphi tears while waring a thong and heels--and obviously a cute bra, too*

*did not just imagine valter as a woman's lingerie model*

*scarred*

[identity profile] crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
*has ideas of crossdressing Valter and fem!Valter*

Ceiling!Valter finds himself sexy in both cases.

[identity profile] rethira.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Ceiling!Valter finds that extremely sexy.

[identity profile] crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I ship Valter/Valterette. Join me?

[identity profile] rethira.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Valter/Valter/Valterette threesome? Possibly with some Lyons and Knolls for them to poke?

[identity profile] crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The bed is made out of Knolls and Lyons. Those poor babies ;.;

[identity profile] rethira.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
And you don't want to know what they use the bed!Lyons and bed!Knolls' tears for. No, seriously, you don't want to know.

And afterwards they all eat pie together.

[identity profile] crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
My guess is lube.

Pies made of all those unfortunate Knolls and Lyons who witnessed the horror.

[identity profile] rethira.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
We think so alike.

Those poor little Knolls and Lyons. They never stood a chance. Oh and they wash the pie down with a nice glass of Raphi tears.
raphiael: (Duessel)

[personal profile] raphiael 2011-03-14 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
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[identity profile] rethira.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Blame Ceiling!Valter, not me! I am only the mouthpiece for his words of wisdom horror.

And he likes your tears. They taste like sugar water apparently.
raphiael: (Default)

[personal profile] raphiael 2011-03-14 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
But but but ;A;
YOU MUST BREAK FREE OF CEILING!VALTER'S SHACKLES

[identity profile] rethira.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
No-one can escape Ceiling!Valter's chains!

[identity profile] crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
What? Don't tell me you want to break free?! It is the biggest pleasure to be servant to Lord Valter! *is leered at. And scared ;o;* Pledge loyalty to the Great Valter.

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[personal profile] raphiael 2011-03-14 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
DON'T BUY INTO THE VALTER-GANDA!
THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE D8

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[identity profile] crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
NOBODY CAN BREAK FREE OF CEILING!VALTER. WHERE IS YOUR CIRCULAR MAIL? IT'S ALL IN THERE. D8
raphiael: (Default)

[personal profile] raphiael 2011-03-14 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
DDDD8
YOU MUST TRY ANYWAY
(but then, at the same time, Valter does like it when they fight, no?)

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[identity profile] crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
OMFG, SOULMATE (i.e. another person who is possessed by ceiling!Valter)

Hmmm, pie. But I'd rather have a glass of milk. Milk/Pie = OTP

[identity profile] rethira.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never been so happy. He lives in my attic. I can never escape him.

Milk/Pie is the OTP to end all OTPs. Valter ships Milk/Pie.

[identity profile] crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Me too. I live in a ceiling apartment. There is no attic above me. Valter is my roomie D8

Milk/Pie/Ice Cream OT3? And what about a COokie/Milk affair? And the Pie gets together with Chocolate Sauce as a revenge.

[identity profile] rethira.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
There is truly no hope for you.

And then Valter eats them all because of yummy.

[identity profile] crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. There isn't. I would be doomed if I were a hopeless artist. As long as I draw, Valter will be (relatively) nice to me.

Alas! What a tragic end.

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[personal profile] raphiael 2011-03-14 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
TAT
soulmate, how could you?

[identity profile] crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Valter defiles everybody. It's only a question of time when you will join us >8D