Heel!Valter has arrived!

[scarletmorning]

I love my new mood theme~ <3 And Valter has too much power over me. He has two tags just for himself.

Comments

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

That were obviously Ditto!Valters disguised as your friends. You should be careful. They will lure you to join the Dark Side. We have Knoll pie. With tears on it. From raphi, Lyon and Knoll.

[xirysa.livejournal.com]

*noms on raphi tears while waring a thong and heels--and obviously a cute bra, too*

*did not just imagine valter as a woman's lingerie model*

*scarred*

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

*has ideas of crossdressing Valter and fem!Valter*

Ceiling!Valter finds himself sexy in both cases.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Ceiling!Valter finds that extremely sexy.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

I ship Valter/Valterette. Join me?

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Valter/Valter/Valterette threesome? Possibly with some Lyons and Knolls for them to poke?

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

The bed is made out of Knolls and Lyons. Those poor babies ;.;

[rethira.livejournal.com]

And you don't want to know what they use the bed!Lyons and bed!Knolls' tears for. No, seriously, you don't want to know.

And afterwards they all eat pie together.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

My guess is lube.

Pies made of all those unfortunate Knolls and Lyons who witnessed the horror.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

We think so alike.

Those poor little Knolls and Lyons. They never stood a chance. Oh and they wash the pie down with a nice glass of Raphi tears.

[raphiael]

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[rethira.livejournal.com]

Blame Ceiling!Valter, not me! I am only the mouthpiece for his words of wisdom horror.

And he likes your tears. They taste like sugar water apparently.

[raphiael]

But but but ;A;
YOU MUST BREAK FREE OF CEILING!VALTER'S SHACKLES

[rethira.livejournal.com]

No-one can escape Ceiling!Valter's chains!

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

What? Don't tell me you want to break free?! It is the biggest pleasure to be servant to Lord Valter! *is leered at. And scared ;o;* Pledge loyalty to the Great Valter.

[raphiael]

DON'T BUY INTO THE VALTER-GANDA!
THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE D8

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

NOBODY CAN BREAK FREE OF CEILING!VALTER. WHERE IS YOUR CIRCULAR MAIL? IT'S ALL IN THERE. D8

[raphiael]

DDDD8
YOU MUST TRY ANYWAY
(but then, at the same time, Valter does like it when they fight, no?)

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

OMFG, SOULMATE (i.e. another person who is possessed by ceiling!Valter)

Hmmm, pie. But I'd rather have a glass of milk. Milk/Pie = OTP

[rethira.livejournal.com]

I've never been so happy. He lives in my attic. I can never escape him.

Milk/Pie is the OTP to end all OTPs. Valter ships Milk/Pie.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Me too. I live in a ceiling apartment. There is no attic above me. Valter is my roomie D8

Milk/Pie/Ice Cream OT3? And what about a COokie/Milk affair? And the Pie gets together with Chocolate Sauce as a revenge.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

There is truly no hope for you.

And then Valter eats them all because of yummy.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Yeah. There isn't. I would be doomed if I were a hopeless artist. As long as I draw, Valter will be (relatively) nice to me.

Alas! What a tragic end.

[raphiael]

TAT
soulmate, how could you?

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Valter defiles everybody. It's only a question of time when you will join us >8D