Crack pairings are way too much fun

[scarletmorning]

Soooooooooooo 8D "Crack pairing" as prompt is awesome. Crack pairings are incredibly fun. Unfortunately I had no spontaneous ideas. Though... is it ~really~ unfortunate? 8D

Unfufufufufufufu >8D Of course it isn't! And why? 

Because now it's time to get out the character list and the random number generator 8DDDDD Fear the results!

Here you get my first list (it was so much fun I need to make another one just for the lulz); I don't know how many pairings I got because I didn't mark them on the list with numbers but with the non-letter symbols on my keyboard 8D (Punctuation and that Gedöns)

Sounds interesting and hnhnhn~

Artur/Amelia
Vigarde/Natasha (this one is reeeeeeeeally tempting)
Syrene/Cormag
L'Arachel/Cormag

Still kiiiiinda normal

Seth/Ephraim
Knoll/L'Arachel (8>)

Too close to canon for me

Lyon/Knoll (8D)

Fffffffffffffff what? ( ... Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe 8D)

Eirika/Vigarde
Kyle/Tana

Lol wut? Oh lawd

Seth/Lyon
Franz/Ismaire
Franz/Selena
Gilliam/Ismaire
Ross/Rennac
Colm/Ephraim
Natasha/Amelia
Ismaire/Innes

Fasci... nating

Moulder/Ephraim
Garcia/Rennac
Lute/L'Arachel
Forde/Marisa
Knoll/Tethys
Duessel/Kyle
L'Arachel/Neimi

Riev

Riev/Franz
Riev/Tana
Riev/L'Arachel (Omg that almost sounds ... fascinating OvO)
Riev/Kyle

O.O

Garcia/Neimi
Vigarde/Kyle
Vigarde/Lute
Fado/Caellach
Gerik/Duessel
Orson/Knoll

Second list because there are a few nice things in it as well 8D

Sounds interesting and hnhnhn~

Seth/Tethys
Syrene/Innes
Tana/Vanessa (Position here is not a coincidence :>)
Fado/Tana (In a cute "little girl has a crush on the father of her best friend" way)(Not sure if Hayden'll like this...)

Too close to canon

Kyle/Colm
Ewan/Ross

Canon XD

Gilliam/Syrene

Oddly fascinating

Glen/Duessel
Tethys/Selena
Tana/Artur
Ewan/Lute
Joshua/Ephraim
Joshua/Forde

Lol wut XD

Syrene/Tethys
Selena/Gerik
Ismaire/Ephraim
Natasha/Rennac
Cormag/Marisa
Lute/Gerik
Ross/L'Arachel
Neimi/Ephraim

Do not want

Seth/Colm
Eirika/Ewan
Gilliam/L'Arachel
Garcia/Marisa

O.O

Lyon/Caellach
Valter/Kyle
Hayden/Cormag
Hayden/Joshua
Hayden/Garcia
Caellach/Syrene
Innes/Orson (Oh, what's that down there...)
Tana/Orson (Coincidence ...? XD)
Caellach/Artur