Hai thar, Knoll

[scarletmorning]

And have an extra Hayden.

Comments

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

INNOCENT THINGS, ESPECIALLY KNOLLS, ARE THE BEST PIE INGREDIENTS.

ASSAULT! OR BADTOUCH!VATLER IS CAPSLOCK, Leering! and Creeping!Valter is small >D C wut u did thar 8D

[rethira.livejournal.com]

WITH EXTRA LYON, TO MAKE EVEN BETTER PIE.

YES, THIS IS VERY CORRECT. RIGHT NOW, CAPSLOCK VALTER IS BADTOUCHING SOMEONE. Small Valter is leering at everyone. I couldn't resist. I had to do it.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Duuuuuuuuuuuude. I was just looking out of my window and the moon looks so strange; it's dark yellow. It looks so scary and my first thought is "Valter". Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Moonstone, why, you, go away.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

HE'S WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW. RUMOUR HAS IT, IF YOU SAY 'MOONSTONE' THREE TIMES WHILE EATING KNOLL PIE, VALTER WILL APPEAR AND BADTOUCH YOU INTO OBLIVION.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

HE IS WATCHING ME FROM HIS OWN PLANET. D8 BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU EAT LYON PIE? AND I WILL KEEP THIS SUMMONING IN MIND SHOULD I EVER GAIN A MORTAL ENEMY. He'll badtouch you because you ate his pie.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

THE PLANET OF THE VALTER'S IS TRULY A TERRIFYING PLACE.

EATING LYON PIE JUST MAKES HIM IN EVEN MORE OF A BADTOUCH MOOD, SO HE WILL BADTOUCH ANYONE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS THE SUMMONER. AND THEN HE WILL EAT HIS PIE IN PEACE.

IF YOU EVER GAIN A MORTAL ENEMY, JUST MAKE SURE THEY DON'T EAT LYON PIE AND SUMMON VALTER WHILE YOU'RE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS THEY ARE.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

MOST THONGS THAT ARE SOLD ON EARTH ARE DESIGNED AND TESTED ON THAT PLANET.

THANKFULLY I CAN'T SPEAK WHILE EATING LYON PIE 8D

FFFFFFFF, MY MORTAL ENEMIES DON'T GET THE TASTY LYON PIE WITH KNOLL TEARS. THEY GET THE LESS TASTY KNOLL PIE. AND I SURELY WON'T STAY IN THE HOUSE OF THE IDIOT WHO IS UNKNOWINGLY SUMMONING VALTER. EVEN IF HE WOULDN'T EAT LYON PIE. I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE IN SAME COUNTRY AS VALTER D8