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[scarletmorning]

I'm just half way through the first Utena episode and I'm seriously distracted by the anatomy. Do they have any inner organs at all? And those sticks you call legs? How come that they don't break under the weight of that hair?

Also, that Saijoni dude looks soooo much like Valter. It's glorious. I'll call him Valter from now on 8D

Edit: The redhead will be called Zelos from now on. Yes, baby.

Edit 2: Damn, that fangirling of the "normal" school girls is so creepy. (But I find that creepy in every manga where that turns up)

Edit 3: Okay, Wakaba is pretty creepy as well. (I have the feeling that I will edit this very often...)

Edit 4: Zelos, Marth and Valtome playing cards, roflmao. Also, the anatomy would maybe not looks so completely horrible if the girls´ sleeves were so puffed up. I mean, what did they stuffed them with?

Edit 5: I'm not entirely sure what an "exchange diary" is, but the thought of Valter keeping a diary is pretty hilarious.

"Dear Diary,

I killed many people today. That made me happy. Annoyed Glen for an hour. He tried to punch me but I blocked it like a boss. He was even more pissed. That made my skin tingle. I like it. Then Cormag came and I managed to piss him off in less than five minutes. I'll try to break my record of 1 minute and 51 seconds tomorrow. Wish me luck. And I saw a squishy mage today. I think I want to bite him. Just too see if he's really squishy. I think he is. Maybe he'll scream. I like that :)

Good night,
Valter"

Roflmao.

Edit 6: Ahahahaha, Valter stomping on Chu-chu. I don't think I'm supposed to be amused by that. (It's time for the Valter tag, methinks. Too much Valter in this post)

Edit 7: Okay, revenge fight in Episode 2. Dat song while they fight... IT IS THE BEST THING EVAR AND IT MAKES ZERO SENSE AND OH GOD, I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUS IN THIS ANIME. XD

Edit 8: It is almost creepy how much Saionji looks like the Valter in my icon when he rages. My proof that Valter not only invaded Spain but also Utenaland. VALTER IS TRULY EVERYWHERE.

Edit 9: OMG, THE DRAMATIC WIIIIIIIIIND. IS EVERYWHERE. Sie haben Wiiiiiiind in ihren Haaren XD Michael Mittermeier, that will be an evergreen forever.

Edit 10: Ugh. Wakaba, you get worse and worse. It's been a long time since I wished that someone really fell out of the window. I don't know how you manage to annoy me so much, but please. Stop. It.

Edit 11: HOMG, the clothes looks so horrible >< Those dresses. Orange and purple, really? My eyes, they bleed for you. And I haven't seen Valter for more than ten minutes. I want Valter back.

Edit 12: That "flying to her rescue" and dance after that between Utena and Anthy hit all of my "Ick. Cheesy and ick and oh god, can I fastforward?" buttons. Ick. Also, Go, Nanami! Sorry, but the mains are boring. And Anthy is... ugh. I'm just watching for Valter and now Nanami. I like her hairdo, btw. Magnificent bastards. My love for villains comes through again.

Also, does it get interesting some time in the future. I might have to jump forward, because, well, the first three episodes were so interesting that I was reading fandomsecrets while watching. Not impressed yet. (But I learned once again that the world need moar Valter)

Comments

[raphiael]

Saionji+Valter.
oh mah gawd.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but that hair and that laugh? So Valter it hurts.

[raphiael]

Saionji is actually surprisingly sane, though.
Well I mean, compared to others. XD

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

He will still be Valter 8D

[xirysa.livejournal.com]

NO SAIONJI IS NOT VALTER

THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE

AKJFHDLSDKGHKSGLKSHKSDHFKDSFHSKDF

ETA: Also. Utena anatomy is actually very close to Xirysa anatomy. XDDDDDD Yes, we have organs. Roflmao.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

HE VALTERS LIKE A CREEPER BOSS

And no, you don't have organs XD I know because I have learnings, oh yes, baby.

[xirysa.livejournal.com]

XD I'm a med student--fairly certain I've got organs, love. XDDD

HE'S ACTUALLY QUITE LIKABLE LATER ON.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

XD

LIKABLE VALTER, I APPROVE.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

WAITAMINUTE.

I'm Saionji. SO AM I VALTER TOO?

Touga = Zelos is so right it hurts.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE YOU ARE, DARLING. VALTER HAS TAKEN OVER YOUR BODY A LONG TIME AGO.

Hm, what am I then? Seems like I'm your slave then D8

[rethira.livejournal.com]

DX Oh wait, as Valter that should be XD

You'll get a Utena character soon enough. Raphi's Mikage, Xirysa's Akio and Jayden's Touga.

[xirysa.livejournal.com]

And regardless of who you are, I top you! 8D

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Indeed you should be happy about that.

But please not Valtome. That hair is ugly.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

I LIKE MY DIARY.

Oh and Valter diappears for a verrrrrrrrry long time. ;_;

The second arc is way more interesting. BASICALLY. First arc is dull. Second arc is awesome.

And I can't remember which episode it is, but there is one where Nanami turns into a cow. No, I'm not kidding.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Nuuuuh ;A; Ya know, that's not really a motivation for me to continue watching.

Aw, I read crow at first and thought "Awesome!", but a cow is boring. Is disappoint.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

Uh, there's also something about a runaway kangaroo.

And Valter and Chu-Chu switch bodies.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Okay, that second thing is so awesome I don't even. Roflmao.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

IT IS A PRETTY DIARY. IT HAS TINY WYVERNS ON IT.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

YES.

[raphiael]

The first arc sets up the characters really well, but storywise it's meh.
Things pick up when Mikage shows up, and once Akio (who is so Valter it hurts) comes in? Breakneck crazy.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Moar Valter 8D Kay, now I'm seriously contemplating to skip that arc.

[raphiael]

Don't - a lot of stuff later on doesn't make sense without it.
It gets better if you find Student Council members you like too - like, I <3 Miki. He is squishy.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

:(

Is Miki the Marth lookalike? BTW, is that a girl? S/he sounds so girly.

[raphiael]

Yeah, Miki looks like Marth. But he has a twin sister. If it's wearing a skirt, it isn't Miki.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Aaah, a Marth/Ephraim mix then.

[raphiael]

. . . I will never unsee this. Never.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Ephraim totally tops.