Hai thar, Knoll

[scarletmorning]

And have an extra Hayden.

Comments

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

I was wondering if Valter would want a cute Knoll pic. Now it is clear he wants it XD

[rethira.livejournal.com]

VALTER WILL LEER AT IT AND MAKE IT AND ALL KNOLLS EVERYWHERE FEEL VERY STRANGE AND SCARED AND SLIGHTLY DIRTY.

VALTER SEEMS TO DEMAND CAPSLOCK FOR SOME REASON.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

HE'LL USE THE CUTE AGAINST ME D8 OH NOEZ. DON'T SAY HE'LL BADTOUCH IT.

CAPSLOCK SEEM APPROPRIATE FOR VALTER.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

VALTER LIVES FOR BADTOUCH. HE WILL LEER AND BADTOUCH EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD AFTER DROWNING MIDDLESEX IN A VAT OF WINE.

CAPSLOCK IS THE ONLY STYLE SUITABLE FOR VALTER.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

MIDDLESEX SOUNDS SO DIRTY. WHY? IS THAT WHY VALTER DOESN'T LIKE IT? IT'S MORE FUN TO BADTOUCH INNOCENT THINGS

Except when he leers in secret, then he needs tiny letters. 8D

[rethira.livejournal.com]

MIDDLESEX IS A COUNTY IN OR NEAR OR SOMETHING LONDON. BUT YES, IT DOES SOUND DIRTY SO PEOPLE USUALLY SHORTEN IT TO MIDDX. VALTER LIKES DIRTY THINGS, BUT HE LIKES INNOCENT THINGS MORE. AND INNOCENT KNOLLS ARE THE BEST.

Normal sized letters are not suitable for Valter. Either his proclamations are capslocked, or his leers are tiny. There is no middlesex ground.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

INNOCENT THINGS, ESPECIALLY KNOLLS, ARE THE BEST PIE INGREDIENTS.

ASSAULT! OR BADTOUCH!VATLER IS CAPSLOCK, Leering! and Creeping!Valter is small >D C wut u did thar 8D

[rethira.livejournal.com]

WITH EXTRA LYON, TO MAKE EVEN BETTER PIE.

YES, THIS IS VERY CORRECT. RIGHT NOW, CAPSLOCK VALTER IS BADTOUCHING SOMEONE. Small Valter is leering at everyone. I couldn't resist. I had to do it.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Duuuuuuuuuuuude. I was just looking out of my window and the moon looks so strange; it's dark yellow. It looks so scary and my first thought is "Valter". Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Moonstone, why, you, go away.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

HE'S WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW. RUMOUR HAS IT, IF YOU SAY 'MOONSTONE' THREE TIMES WHILE EATING KNOLL PIE, VALTER WILL APPEAR AND BADTOUCH YOU INTO OBLIVION.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

HE IS WATCHING ME FROM HIS OWN PLANET. D8 BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU EAT LYON PIE? AND I WILL KEEP THIS SUMMONING IN MIND SHOULD I EVER GAIN A MORTAL ENEMY. He'll badtouch you because you ate his pie.

[rethira.livejournal.com]

THE PLANET OF THE VALTER'S IS TRULY A TERRIFYING PLACE.

EATING LYON PIE JUST MAKES HIM IN EVEN MORE OF A BADTOUCH MOOD, SO HE WILL BADTOUCH ANYONE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS THE SUMMONER. AND THEN HE WILL EAT HIS PIE IN PEACE.

IF YOU EVER GAIN A MORTAL ENEMY, JUST MAKE SURE THEY DON'T EAT LYON PIE AND SUMMON VALTER WHILE YOU'RE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS THEY ARE.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

MOST THONGS THAT ARE SOLD ON EARTH ARE DESIGNED AND TESTED ON THAT PLANET.

THANKFULLY I CAN'T SPEAK WHILE EATING LYON PIE 8D

FFFFFFFF, MY MORTAL ENEMIES DON'T GET THE TASTY LYON PIE WITH KNOLL TEARS. THEY GET THE LESS TASTY KNOLL PIE. AND I SURELY WON'T STAY IN THE HOUSE OF THE IDIOT WHO IS UNKNOWINGLY SUMMONING VALTER. EVEN IF HE WOULDN'T EAT LYON PIE. I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE IN SAME COUNTRY AS VALTER D8