In which I found a rofl quote and SHINY NEW HEADCANON

[scarletmorning]

Because I have nothing better to do than reading supports during a lecture 8D (omg, still so boring).

Anyway. First one is pretty normal and not earthshaking like the other one, but rofltastic nethertheless!

Artur: So this is a wyvern...
Cormag: Hey, what's going on here? Don't get too close now. It may look calm now, but it's got a dangerous
side. Like me.
Artur: S-sorry! Oh, the name is Artur.

Cormag, that sounds like a bad pickup line XD "He's dangerous, just like me *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*" Ffffffffffff, did Viggy teach you nothing? XD

BUT! That is nothing against what I found in the Moulder/Vanessa A support.

Just a little context; in the B support Moulder tells Vanessa the little Innes story about the show archer and how Innes beat him. It is obvious at the end of this support and in the beginning of the A that Moulder knows that Vanessa has a crush on Innes. And then this comes:

Vanessa: Father... Thank you again for the other day.
Moulder: Hmm? Oh, you mean that story?
Vanessa: Yes.
Moulder: Ah... You know, you remind me of myself, twenty years back.
Vanessa: Huh?
Moulder: Oh, never mind... ... Good luck to you, Vanessa. I don't know where this will lead, but I'm sure the prince knows your feelings.

O.O What does that mean? How are they connected? The topic is still "crush on the Frelian prince". Which means that Moulder had a crush on a Frelian Prince as well. Now, if we remember the quote in the Gilliam/Moulder support, namely that Hayden´s coronation was approximately 15 years in the past... That would make Hayden the Frelian Prince, who Moulder had a crush on. o///o And according to my headcanon, Hayden and Aileen are already married (and I think Innes is already born).

What is this...

XD That is awesome! (And since Moulder would be in his teens if I assume that Moulder is in his early to middle 30s in game and there is no pornstache yet, so it doesn't go into DNW territory) OMG, drama and ZOOM, god, that is awesome XD Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. I kinda want fic about that.

Okay, stop fangirling, self 8D So. Much. Want. (I like one-sided crushs.)

Comments

[raphiael]

Dear hermit,

I think you're not giving the experience a fair shake. Suppose these new mages practice a form of magic you're unfamiliar with? It would be quite enlightening for you, and I'm sure your dragon friend would approve of that. Knowledge, after all, is the greatest earthly pursuit, is it not? I'm sure you'll find it an educating experience.

Sincerely,
Moulder

PS: Do you have any purple underwear? It might come in handy.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Dear Moulder,

my life is strange. My best friend looks at me with a really strange expression all the time and his gloomy friend seems to be jealous or something. And my sister has gone off with her redhead lover (Damn, I want his motor bike, but he never lets me ride it). And then there was this girl, the sister of a friend of mine who always glares at me and wants to "spar" with me. She goes off with her new tanned boyfriend and I think she wants me to be jealous, but I'm not sure. I don't understand girls. Anyway, back to my question: do you know where I can get a bigger bed? My harem doesn't fit under my old one anymore?

Sincerely,
smoking hot dude with IMPORTANT problems

PS: My father had a huge bed. Ya know where he got it from?

[raphiael]

Dear smoking hot dude with IMPORTANT problems,

That sure is troublesome, isn't it? Why, back in my day, when our harems got too big for our beds, we just bought new beds! The way you talk about it sounds so difficult. By the sounds of it, though, there isn't a bed big enough for your harem. Might I suggest just giving them a full room - and adding your sparring buddy, his sister, your best friend (and his gloomy friend), and perhaps even your sister's redhaired lover and the tanned boyfriend to the mix?

Sincerely,
Moulder

PS: Do you have any vacancies in your harem?
PPS: If not, do you at least save videos?

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Dear Moulder,

I'm a bro and have been a bro all my life. Unfortunately none of my sons have grown up to be bros. That made me gain my grey hairs, but I've learned to live with that. But I still somehow had the hope that one day they would have their own harem. (Just like me back in the day... that were the times! They had a whole wing for themselves!) My youngest was on a good way (even though he was his half-brother... but I can't be picky), but now he and his half-brother are PART of a harem. Imagine my horror :( I want to make them clear that they need their own harem to be pimp bros, but unfortunately I'm kinda dead. Please help me!

Sincerely,
The Pimp Brombie (TM)

PS: Between 3 and 4 in the morning nothing can wake Hayden. Not even a wyvern crushing through the ceiling. Maybe that helps you thinking up a solution for my problem.

[raphiael]

Dear Pimp Brombie (TM),

I'm afraid broness is not a purely genetic trait. Some children, unfortunately, just aren't born with that spark of bro-dom, and it sounds like neither of your mentioned children have it. Just let them live the way they were meant to. Perhaps latent pimpness will surface?

Sincerely, The Pimp Moulder (TM)

PS: Oooh, I know what I'm doing tonight~

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Dear Moulder,

there are several things going wrong in my life; my sister, for example, who has fallen for a guy with leatherpants and a motor cycle, my true love rival ignores my challenges and rather spends his days in his bedchambers -- no, I'm not jealous -- but those things I can take care on my own. (I have pointy arrows and they always find their target). But! What I cannot accept is a pervy priest creeping in my father´s room and sending him in a half-asleep killing spree because he was groped (especially since the pervy priest managed to escape). My father is a highly respected man and does not deserve this treatment. Consider yourself dead. Oh, almost forgot the question; should I punch or kiss the Renaitian bastard?

Sincerely,
murderous prince

[raphiael]

Dear murderous prince,

You should certainly kiss him. I'm sure he'd like it - in an "Oh murderous prince, you have surely bested me!" way, of course.
Also, I hear he has openings in his harem, though apparently I am not pretty enough to qualify. Alas!

Sincerely,
Moulder

PS: Dead? Me? You underestimate the pimpstache.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Dear Moulder,

a friend of mine, who I thought I knew better, has turned out to be a perv and creeper. I'm concerned about him. The king wants to skin him alive and I've never disobeyed the king. But I can't just kill a good friend. For once in my life I absolutely don't know what to do.

Sincerely,
a concerned friend

[raphiael]

Dear concerned friend,

. . . You mean Valter, not me, right~?

Sincerely,
Moulder

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Dear Moulder,

I'm having a crisis. I don't know how I should continue with my life. At first I thought I would do everything to help rebuilding my homeland, but then I met those guys and I fell in love (Not with all of them at the same time!). The thought of settling down became really tempting and when I finally decided that I wanted to live with them, well, only one, but I thought I could settle down with any of them, they left me. :( Some princesses came along and two of the guys suddenly turned into leather-clad biker boys who only had eyes for motor cycles and hot princesses. The really cute one found another really cute girl and the gloomy one only looks at the Renaitian prince these days. My new dreams have been destroyed :,( I could go back to my decision to rebuild my homeland, but I feel guilty for even wanting to quit it, to live somewhere in peace. I don't feel like I have the right to return.
What shall I do? Should I just accept the invitation into the harem or become a cat lady?

Sincerely,
a cleric with the crisis of her life

[raphiael]

Dear cleric with the crisis of her life,

Looks like you waited too long to jump on those opportunities. If it makes you feel any better, clerics look awfully silly on motorcycles, cute boys tend to cheat, and gloomy men are terrible in bed. You're better off without them. There is, however, an option you haven't considered - there's always room for clerics at Moulder's place~!

Sincerely,
Moulder

PS: I have a Jacuzzi!

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Dear Moulder,

I've suddenly become lonely. The guy who was like a brother to me suddenly started to ignore me when he got his harem (even though I liked him more than a brother but he doesn't notice me. And the sister thing cannot be what holds him back; he looks at his real sister not really... brotherly.). And then my only other friend has recently joined the Gloomy Mages Club and I don't like the other people from his village; they always look at me strange. How can I get my friends back? ;.;

Sincerely,
sad and lonely dragon girl

[raphiael]

Dear sad and lonely dragon girl,

Perhaps joining your brother-person's harem is te right course of action. You may not be the only one he pays attention to, but at least it would be something, right? Also, I believe the Gloomy Mages Club frequents his harem sessions as well. You'd never be lonely again!

Sincerely,
Moulder

PS: Tell your "brother" I'm still waiting for an invite, myself.

[crimsonmorgan.livejournal.com]

Dear Moulder,

after the death of my father my life finally looks good again. I have a loving and hot leather pants-wearing boyfriend and my best friend finally stopped pining for my twin brother. (And his best friend stopped trying to hit on me while in reality he wanted to hit on my brother. It was very awkward.) But now said brother makes my life horrible again! He and his harem are always so loud at night and they never clean up the kitchen or bath after using it! They're driving me mad. I haven't got a good night of sleep for days. Do you have any suggestions? (I've thought about kicking him out, but I can't do that. I still love my brother)

Sincerely,
angry sister

PS: Ephraim says "No beards in my harem".